American Sentences 2003

What are American Sentences? (Sentence highlights from 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012 & 2013.

1.10.03 – Nope   not two hawks circling in the sky   one & a windshield speck.

1.12.03 – When I tell her the sauce on breakfast eggs is pesto she says:   Bismol?

1.14.03 – Peaches!  she said after shopping, not:  I like nectarines and bitches.

1.23.03 – Mom’s advice translated poorly: The stars incline  but they do not force.

1.26.03 – Aside from the potential poisoning  did you enjoy dinner?

1.30.03 – @ the library Blunck warns: I wouldn’t bring up the morning penis.

2.01.03 – 1st Israeli astronaut immolates over Palestine, Texas.

2.20.03 – Sherry Marx reports of the peace protestor who broke a man’s nose.

2.22.03 – Raphael says why didn’t they just take off the S make it Laughter?

2.28.03 – Tonight Doreen Mitchum said: D.C.’s Hollywood for ugly people.

3.08.03 – At the Supermall: Hey check it out   Ozzy Osbourne Lego People!

3.21.03 – Ground TOTALLY pink from fallen blossoms except for piles of dog shit.

4.01.03 – P.O.W. freed her home town in West Virginia Palestine.

4.07.03 – Found in Iraq: WEAPONS of MASS DESTRUCTION or maybe pesticides.

4.09.03 – Maintenance man leaves a note says: …can’t fix your faucet its threads are striped.

4.10.03 – Geof tells us after the marathon he went home to service the dog.

4.17.03 – MAYFLY MIGRATION headed upStuck Barbara says: Don’t open your mouth!

4.23.03 – Soldier from Georgia tried to smuggle Iraqi gold-plated AK-47.

4.24.03 – On the next day three red-tailed hawks circle above the murder scene.

4.30.03 – Wednesday’s last April wind liberates innumerable white blossoms.

6.03.03 – Arkansas women dies leaping through her sun roof a mistaken rapture.

6.03.03 – A man dressed as Jesus loses twelve helium-filled blowup sex dolls.

6.09.03 – Is it Breakfast of Champions or Bodhisattva of Compassion.

6.14.03 – Is it an Australian kiss when graffiti says: Kiss Me Down Under?

6.20.03 – Not stars in your eyes   ritual mustard seeds thrown by Christopher.

6.26.03 – Nude on the beach viewing the nude women while sand fleas eat my feet.

6.28.03 – She shoots me in the ear I shoot her in the eye our June waterfight.

7.03.03 – Fireworks stand don’t sell W.M.D.’s – Brian says: Try the tribe.

7.17.03 – My binoculars scan the coastal mountains then WHOA!   A GIANT EAR!

7.17.03 – Custom restrictions! Good thing we’ve no embryos or animal semen.

7.17.03 – Mountains receding from the ferry! Rebecca looks & overboard spits.

7.21.03 – NO! those aren’t shit stains on my journal just remnants of dried plum.

7.23.03 – We hit a little bump in the driveway Ma says: Ow Pinga Jesus!

7.26.03 – Shape of trees that overhang the boulevard bent by path of trucks.

8.09.03 – Stop sign on Wilson   west of Kedzie   someone put sticker says:  BREEDING.

8.16.03 – Powwow elders lead the Kaya dance – their grandsons wear football jerseys.

9.03.03 – Pro-life murderer Paul Hill today executed in Florida.

9.20.03 – Last guys @ this campsite liked Corona tuna and Chef Boyardee.

9.21.03 – A south gust jars loose a sunlit strand of spider web and summer is gone.

9.21.03 – Blizzard of firewood seeds r i s i n g into thin blue September sky.

9.22.03 – Holly Patterson took RU 486 and aborted herself.

9.30.03 – Watch you walk after stolen noon kisses – no one sees me adjust myself.

10.02.03 – Slaughter man w/ a white cowboy hat   in his holster   -  a black celphone.

10.07.03 – He covered his hard hat with stars & stripes stickers & one from Hooters.

10.14.03 – w/ my middle finger feel your pulse on your g spot   or is it mine?

10.27.03 – We play ding-dong-ditch on the Russians w/ our cock-eyed Jack-O-Lantern.

11.09.03 – So where does that leave us?  I don’t know -  her eyes water/cat’s lapping gets loud.

11.12.03 – Here’s to the white Christian van won’t stop for pedestrians – brown splash of warm chai.

11.17.03 – Our Jack-O-Lanterns were like two old men dying in a splash of guts.

11.22.03 – w/ serious faces they all wait outside the hospital & smoke.

11.22.03 – Almost as loud as next-door neighbor’s rap   -   whistling of Pop’s hearing aid.