American Sentences 2008

What are American Sentences? (Sentence highlights from 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012 & 2013.)

1.5.08 – Finish cleaning bathroom and toilet when another pubic hair falls.

1.6.08 – Once I clip off that Value City clothing tag – Damn do I look sharp!

1.16.08 – ‘Laundry first, then the car’ I tell her – radio plays Cats in the Cradle.

1.17.08 – Oh no! Some of we starlings aren’t going to make it across the river!

1.18.08 – They found the oldest surviving structure in California – dungeon.

1.18.08 – During his morning pill ritual, Pop’s disgusted when I bring vitamins.

1.19.08 – Pop gives my chicken dinner high praise: This tastes better than Amtrak.

1.21.08 – Steve suggests Grandpa has stolen the pants of wrestler Haystack Calhoun.

1.23.08 – If I could only ejaculate matcha, I’d have all my needs met.

2.2.08 – Sparrow didn’t make it past her pathfinder – she made it to starbucks.

2.4.08 – Even in the Benaroya restroom, some men miss the urinal.

2.8.08 – Nancy Pagh tells us perch always fall for bait of hanging clitoris.

2.15.08 – ‘The poet I.D.’s the circumstance in which the poem reveals itself.’

2.16.08 – Today Pop tells me: ‘I can’t complain,’ then he says the weather sucks.

2.16.08 – Finish cel phone chat w/ Pop. movie marquis reads: No Country for Old Men.

2.18.08 – Preparing for bill bissett, no problem, put out ‘ashtrays & beanbags.’

2.19.08 – Janet tell me the weekend news: Another oxycotin bodybag.

2.20.08 – Irene’s memory: “A found fifty, chicharrones, olive salad.

2.20.08 – Irene born ready for the terrible ritual of her senses. (Irene Drennan.)

2.24.08 – One Wallingford bumper sticker says: One Nation Under Surveillance.

2.26.08 – Mark Doty almost dies twice in Ohio – God’s aim? Mark’s poetry.

2.28.08 – RR’s memoirs: How a Jewish Princess Reduced her Carbon Footprint.

3.7.08 – ‘Force and Commands are alien to the principles of nature.’ (Masaru Emoto)

3.9.08 – Today John Olson told me dharma is a portable wilderness.

3.10.08 – She said He humps on any crack whore he can drag down to the river.

3.13.08 – $80 Grand on hookers?!? He’s gotta get some game, try to learn some technique.

3.13.08 – The ring-nosed hitchhikers get a whiff of Littlefeat, fall asleep.

3.24.08 – Today Bob tells me: well, I guess the greasy wheel does get squeaked.

3.29.08 – Leave home for a week, fall way behind in battle against ear hair.

3.29.08 – Sake stains on the brewery door – recalibrate with the great nature.

4.1.08 – Do my new sunglasses make me look like a fly? she says: Superfly!

4.2.08 – At Subtext, Fred Wah says: Let my prostate be the judge of your downtown.

4.4.08 – How bright the ember of the incense stick the moment when ash falls off.

4.9.08 – After kasuzuke she says: I hope I don’t leave a wet spot in the seat.

4.10.08 – My neighbor yells at his son: Put a smile on your face, is that clear?!?

4.17.08 – Are you going to Vancouver for pleasure? – I tell her I hope so!

4.21.08 – He says: Animals don’t try to control – I say You ain’t met my cat!

4.26.08 – Sam Green’s rejection from Fuck You Magazine – envelope full of ashes.

4.26.08 – Jim Bertolino on the main stage sighs and says I have three more.

4.26.08 – Tire con ambos manos José says, could be pull with both hands, or fuck.

4.27.08 – José says Anne’s work is like a tattoo that dies with the body.

4.28.08 – Outside state Auto Emission Inspection Station an employee smokes.

4.29.09 – Rest in peace Albert Hoffman – no more bike rides into the warped mirror.

4.30.08 – Yes, she’ll take a dream shower w/ me but then the scaffold crashes down.

5.4.08 – At the Kimberly Inn they call their rival bar The Crown & Wanker.

5.6.08 – Charlie sees Geordie woman, says she has nipples like chapel hatpegs.

5.7.08 – On a 29 degree day, Charlie complains about Betty Swollocks.

5.8.08 – I say: Charlie, ever kiss a girl taller than you? ‘Not on the lips!’

5.12.08 – At Manual Sam’s wake candlelight & Shaker songs mix w/ muzak.

5.14.08 – Indian time is no excuse for being disorganized. (Vi Hilbert)

5.16.08 – Soon as we get her to yak on her celphone outside – the Jazz band quits.

5.20.08 – Three days of biting the tube – I think I got all the toothpaste out.

5.23.08 – Does it help his cause when the shabby panhandler eats doritos?

6.6.08 – In the morning dream he pulled off (slow) hunks of his skin as if a mask.

6.9.08 – Reaches in w/ a paw, hooks out a chicken heart – mmm kitty breakfast!

6.13.08 – Sam takes his Thursday pills on Friday – washes ‘em down w/ tequila.

6.13.08 – O Yasu Min Asai which sounds better than Sayonara Motherfucker!

6.14.08 – Poetry is the sound of the mouth of the man who plants the seed.

6.16.08 – I tell Robert the dirty shitter story – he remembers Denny’s

6.17.08 – My hats won’t fit Greg’s big head – he says he’s apologized to his mom.

6.20.08 – Greg says he’ll never again have his scrotum shaved professionally.

6.21.08 – Matthew Broderick gives dream massage on the toilet – what’d I eat last night?!?

6.23.08 – Judith, RR’s going to meet George Bush – Tell her don’t be a suicide bomber!

6.24.08 – Two bumper stickers said: Become an organ donor, unbuckle!

6.30.08 – On the links he says: Are your balls getting sticky? I adjust my stance.

7.1.08 – Vancouver latihan sounds like a giant bee hive with Down Syndrome.

7.4.08 – Asking Bapak questions was, to him, like throwing stones at his head.

7.4.08 – On July 4^th she speaks of Bapak talking about An American laugh.

7.7.08 – Each on our computers, adding the same Facebook friend, not talking.

7.11.08 – Rolls up w/ bad girls helmet, Craig says You should see what my other helmet says!

7.12.08 – Meredith eating Sunbreak banana bread, an R rated moment.

7.14.08 – Just when you least expect it you get a Monday snootful of cunt squirt.

7.15.08 – A furniture store south of Bremerton is named It’ll do.

7.19.08 – He sings about Jesus, but his calf tattoo is Wile E Coyote.

7.19.08 – At 92, I can do everything I always could, just slower.

7.21.08 – Meredith – helping gay men out of the closet since 1983.

7.22.08 – In the dream again, sliding until the message comes – it says Love is Traction.

7.23.08 – On NPR he said: Janice Ian lives in Nashville w/ her wife.

7.26.08 – LaConnor bumper sticker says, I’m already against the next war.

7.29.08 – My country invaded Iraq & all I got was this expensive gas.

7.30.08 – Middle of the bike rack in front of Auburn City Hall, big spider web.

7.31.08 – Before Marblemount we don’t stop at the Inside Seating Museum.

8.1.08 – The light in eyes of John Burgess when he talks of chocolate pudding.

8.2.08 – On my 6^th wind, make it to Desolation, share green tea w/ Jack’s ghost.

8.7.08 – Sign says Don’t be afraid to overfeed seagulls, they’re dainty eaters.

8.11.08 – She learns how to get a Virgo hot, she organizes his files.

8.12.08 – Ma asks Dad how he likes his new shoes, he gives her the mierda face.

8.14.08 – The cnn.com headline: Spray-on Condoms a Hard Sell.

8.21.08 – Driving, she, Have compassion – He,  I just want to split their heads open.

8.21.08 – Jamie says, If the tater tots don’t give me diarrhea, that will.

8.22.08 – We rekindle the romance w/ a dinner lit by ear candles.

8.24.08 – Homeless young homos after the Laundromat comfort their Chihuahuas.

8.27.08 – Cat medicine – 2cc antibiotic, cc tuna juice.

8.30.08 – Dressing up for an Auburn wedding, rhinestone the size of a horsefly.

9.1.08 – He’s kind of like a bathroom attendant who likes to rub against you.

9.3.08 – When Mormon bicyclists grow up they become traveling salesmen.

9.3.08 – What I thought was Sam’s zen golf concentration was his hearing aid turned off.

9.5.08 – Crow completely black except for remnants of cheese-its on his beak.

9.8.08 – Sam’s eyes when he tells of throwing Iowa students poems away.

9.9.08 – It’s not dodgeball if you don’t give me a chance to dodge.

9.10.08 – Meredith says: I was the fattest vegetarian on record.

9.14.08 – Meredith tells me: Your dick was so hard this morning, I chipped my tooth!

10.2.08 – Palin didn’t screw up lines, call McCain retarded, her baby Maverick.

10.3.08 – At her party she hoists margaritas, but won’t replace t.p. roll.

10.8.08 – When she was young Ma tried to pay her bus fare w/ a pair of scissors.

10.8.08 – Sam says most so-called “poets” want socializing & reinforcement.

10.13.08 – Inside McClure’s ball of silence were 99 beast language ghost tantras.

10.15.08 – Now that the fake feather’s been ripped off the string, the cat’s not interested.

10.23.08 – Looking for one cat hair to pull that’ll get ‘em all off my wool vest.

10.24.08 – Christine Deavel on Aaron Shurin: Fuck Duncan, we talked about pie.

11.6.08 – Barb says McCain had about two weeks to polish his concession speech.

11.8.08 – She says: George’s face looks like a crumpled sheet in the morning, – not sheep.

11.13.08 – The suburban health food store parking lot littered w/ half-drunk smoothies.

11.17.08 – I take off the ace bandage, my left leg looks like a barber shop pole.

11.22.08 – Sam says: Too bad I warn’t born rich instead of so fucking charming.

11.24.08 – Dad got re-married to Mom: Because I’m so damn magnanimous!

11.29.08 – The wah-wah pedal of Sam’s heart tappin’ to the sound of J.J. Cale.

12.4.08 – A New York Times headline: As More Eat Meat, Bid to Cut Emissions.

12.5.08 – The respiratory medicine truck idles while the driver smokes.

12.9.08 – She said it’s good her cat lost weight – now he can lick his rectum.

12.15.08 – People prepare for W’s Middle East tour by shining their shoes.

12.15.08 – This is a gift from the Iraqis; this is the farewell kiss you dog.

12.19.08 – After meeting at unemployment – car radio plays Pressure Drop.

12.20.08 – Almondina explains: I’m not a nagger, I’m an urger.

12.25.08 – I propose Christmas morning before she meets my family.

12.26.08 – The rule should be if a ferret could go through it the earring’s too big.

12.27.08 – He’s looking for something he can cough into – well, he’s headed for the salad bar.

12.29.08 – At Andy’s she has a city seizure over her shitty Caeser.